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“Tell you what, the only thing better than your comfortable ass bed and nice sheets is your daughter sucking my Alpha Cock on it. Make me a sandwich will you, she’ll be done soon and I’m hungry.”
brutal-whore-degrader: Now go make me a sandwich before your kids gets home
whoresmilfsdegraded: Good job whore. Now go make me a sandwich.
This is what you get for not making me a sandwich.
I told you to make me a sandwich, bitch.
I told you to make me a sandwich, whore!
Told you to make me a sandwich, bitch.
no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-bitch: upwardthrust: Having sex on your tiptoes is hard. This I promise you. Bet it makes your calves strong as fuck though.
Aleon Suicide: In The Clover into: Styling, modeling, watching movies, eating, pot, cleaning, and contemplating the meaning of life not into: Vanilla flavored people makes me happy: Sandwiches, movie nights, sushi, roller coasters, cuddling, my kitties,
pr0nprovider: Wow, nice! While you’re there, can you make me a sandwich? I’ll thank you properly, later.
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Don’t be pussy and youll get your fucken sandwich puto ;)
no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-bitch: oh yes please! kittywantstoplayy: saythankyoumaster: Love driving her nuts when I squeeze and pull on her tits and drive her clit nuts. Need!
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no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-bitch: Yes!
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no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-bitch: squeezelickswallow: and repeat 3 times daily… This is life right now. Naked, masturbating, and enjoying the fuck out of it.
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hypergiants: pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn “…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw.”
bestboobsonline: Anette Dawn Make me a sandwich and bring me some coffee!
luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and
shes like “so bxtch gtf out of my face b4 i smack it got yo bxtch ass in the kitchen and go make a fxckin sandwich…” lol
tsunamiwavesurfing: blackturtleneckgirl: erniegoesrawr: blackturtleneckgirl: luv handsome boys who boss me around Make me a sandwich. I did mention handsome as a requirement
therealeovaldez: hypergiants: pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn “…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’
whoresandjustgoodstuff: Make me cum then make me a sandwich mom.
peaceful cooking
Kitchen jokes would be ideal if guys even made enough to support a family/house for a woman to be in the kitchen of but since most guys can't even support a Chia plant I'll have my sandwich extra vinegar, bitch. $$$
joysnightclub: no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-bitch: sigh. #make_me_yours #own_me
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luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I
cindersk: And no…Whining “Make me a sandwich, I’m hungry.” does NOT count. You want me?Make me fucking believe it…Everyday. and it is a two way street
a good summary of darfin and our relationship: he just went upstairs and made me a sandwich but because I bugged him to do it he used one of the end pieces for it then flipped it over so the end piece couldnt be seen when he gave it to me so ‘I would
n0wfuckme: no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-bitch: unf! that’s fucking hot. OMG HURRICANE Teeeeell me would you kill to save a life?Teeeeell me would you kill to prove you’re riiight?Crash, crash, burn, let it all burnThis hurricane’s chasing us all
You ok? You need me to eat you out? Make you a sandwich? Talk to me
a-cunning-linguist-13: After I’ve eaten her pretty pussy until she’s had three or seven leg shaking orgasms she won’t be in any condition to make me a sandwich! I’ll make her one to show my appreciation 😈
michele1980: forgivemeforimaysin: no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-bitch: ;) me too! Me too♥ Yes..it is..lol <3